Chaotic-Cheats.com
Would you take this job? I can not make up my mind.. opinions please...?
JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: For the rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggi mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. WAGES AND COMPENSATION: You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
Public Comments
- NO DUDE NEVER!
- YES DUDE DEFINETLY
- sorry....not even in my dreams
- TOO long...bleh...but thx for the pnts.
- I'm already a mom.
- ah the joys of motherhood.
- I took this job twice. Very cute! happy mothers day!
- is this a joke, definitely not.
- only if you want to be a parent!
- whats the money like
- Wierd, this is my job....am I being fired?? YIPPEE, i'm free!!! The pay was $hit anyway!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait did i just say that out loud??? Just kidding, I love my job, the pay is horrible, but the benefits are great!!!!
- Who are you working for, McDonalds in Croydon?
- Damn, I think that is a description for the Army, No joke... Ey, FYI, don't Join the Army Wow! I put an answer, then i read the other answers... A Mother, So obvious, lol... I like It. But, it still describes the Army
- It sounds like life itself!
- Hmm, how much does it pay? jk
- I wouldnt take that job not in a million years, find something better!
- Ok, What the ****.
- What's it for a race car driver? If not it seems bogus. What human can go 0-60 in 3secs flat? Its your choice though good luck. After reading all your add ons sounds like you want to be sewing soccer balls and making toys in china. Not a good career profession in my opinion. Or realistically it seems you are a parent in the making. If so, then its not going to be an easy job to do but its one I do not regret taking. Sometimes you want to scream in frustration but it does have its moments. Nothing can take away the feeling of holding your child for the first time.
- haha - at least we could vent to each other....but,i would pass.
- Yeah, I signed up twice.
- hmm the life of a parent... i might wait a few years ;) doesnt sound like a great job but the rewards are great
- chaotic environment, personal growth, AND free hugs for life?! Count me in!
- I already accepted that position and I have loved EVERY minute of it. I have two teenagers and it is the best job in the world.
- if i were a girl, i'd take it at the right time. if my wife leaves me i'd take it.
- I don't think I can handle that can of pressure... But this is now I don't know in 6 years. I will see myself with a couple of kids.
- Uhh noooo. Run for your life.
- Nah it seemslike hard work
